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Do you enjoy cyber-sex?
??? We're watching a webcam sex site... Couldn't this space be better utilized?
Do you use sex toys?
About as much as we like to breath.
Do you enjoy oral sex?
Fucking stupid question...
Do you enjoy anal sex?
??? Who's responsible for this questionnaire and why do they have a job???
Do you enjoy porn movies?
Probably not as much as we should... we've only seen about 2000 of them so far, so it's hard to tell.
Are you interested in sex with multiple partners?
eh, or one partner with multiple personalities... we are more of an "all lookie, no touchie" kind of voyeuristic exhibition couple.
Do you enjoy BDSM?
Only when its happening to someone else and we are spectators.
What other types of sex are you interested in?
Think there may only be enough room to list the types we are NOT interested in...
What is your favorite sexual fantasy?
Fantasies are for Disney characters... we deal with reality...
What do you look for in a sexual partner?
a pulse and plausible deniability.
Who is the one person you would most like to have sex with?
Again, the easier question to answer is "Who is the one person you haven't had sex with?"